never tell me you have a surprise for me if it’s not a puppy. i will always be disappointed unless you’re getting me surprise puppies
white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
Nice nice, sooo you a virgin? lol
Broad City S01E09 | ”I bet I was high the last time I had my remote…like, for sure, like, certainly.” “Certainly.”
I hope one day you think of me and wonder how you ever let me walk away.
this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr
HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?" the musical