i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
i like to think that if any of you walked in on me fingering myself that this is how it would be…
|ONE:||i annoy people|
|TWO:||i'm never anyones first choice|
|THREE:||i fuck shit up|
|FOUR:||i'm just bad with relationships|
|FIVE:||i'm not liked|
|SIX:||I am an ugly ass mother fucker|
|SEVEN:||i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop|
i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken
I got this gun lighter for $4 at a liquor store. I think this may be the coolest thing I’ve ever bought when I was drunk.
You are so hot